Dramafeed finally realized that they fail i guess.

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bahaha!

oh, Will.
won’t you ever learn?

Will, meet Valtrex.
Valtrex, meet your worst nightmare.

for the record, i’m not JUST doing this to get back
at you. this is not a feeble, petty attempt at revenge.

what this is, is in fact, a desperate ploy to young,
innocent girls, who can choke down the fact that
the two large spots on your face are the result of
“sex in your car,” long enough to glance at your penis.

& No, Hanna doesn’t really want to see your penis.
It was worth a shot Hanna, we almost got his legal noodz.

NOW you have a reason to hate me, Will.
Thanks for the GLORIOUS screencaps.

yours truly,

Seth!bby

www.stickam.com/willwonder

Lol, Bisante posted a wonderful Christmas Special on his ‘Cheesy Monkey Productions‘ Youtube account which made us giggle.  Its cruel of him to toy with our emotions like this knowing full well of our unhealthy addiction to him.  It would have made one of our Christmas wishes come true if it were not a cruel joke.  We bid him farewell today on BlogTV today as he jets off to Florida where we have positioned private-eye paparazzi for exclusive beach photos. 

We are slowly getting over our rage about Bisante ditching Stickam and getting a g/f.  Whatever.

He’s been awfully chummy with Matthew Lush lately, inviting him to co-host with him on BlogTV and them sporting eachother’s friendship on Plurk.  Foreshadowing?  Strategic move?  Interesting.  Perhaps e-whore Connor will ditch Lush for Bisante!?!

http://www.plurk.com/Bisante / http://www.youtube.com/lolbisante

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Our Bisante-Fail Watch Team here at the Center for Lolatollagy has been on high alert since Andrew closed his Stickam profile and bolted off to BlogTV with hopes of fame.  Bisante has returned from his pilgrimage and reinstated his stickam profile.  No reports of him going live or even planning to but its certainly back online.  Feelings are mixed here but its safe to say, if he plans going live again on Stickam, he will have some apologies to forward to Stickam HQ.

http://stickam.com/bisante

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Bisante is now pussy whipped like a starry-eyed bobby soxer… and finally we get a whiff of that bitche’s flabby sloppy pussy!  Bisante has at long last released his first bit of REAL evidence that this new gf does in fact exist in our plane of human reality.

The cunt has given this photo the prominent position of being his display picture on his myspace.  Who else is willing to bet that this photo was both highly planned and choreographed?!?!?!

His bitch looks like she is ready to go to prom and the cunt looks like hes fresh from a down home hootenanny!

Personally, she definitely doesn’t look like anything special and I wonder if she knows that Bisante had to go give photochop touches to her face, then blast it with intense brightening before he found it post worthy and releasable into his online empire?

The cunt has been sporting his homosexual scented monroe on youtube and blogtv as of late after leaving our beloved Stickam.  Not only does he copy Mitchell on YouTube but now reports are coming in of him copying other successful BlogTV people, like Dfizzy, in order to get views there.  Either way Bisante is back to phone pranks.  Not only that but very very fucking LAME phone pranks.

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I think there might have been a post on this already, but I’m gonna say it again.

I think we all need to get a little bit of a life here.

Who really cares about internet celebrities. They’re getting no where in life and will get no where in life. Yes, Do I like watching some of them? Yeah I do. But in the long run, get your head out of your ass. No one knows who you are, and no one will know who you are. There’s really only one internet celebrity who people actually know, who is actually making it somewhere in life….and it’s our favorite girl Tila Tequila. I like how Jeffree Star hates her. Maybe that’s because she has what he wants? Real fame.

Brandon Hilton. don’t even get me started on him. He’s on cloud 9 right now. BTW i saw his myspace is VIP on this adding site. Awwww little brandon hilton is paying for his friends? Wouldn’t someone who was on tv and in magazines like he says just have the friend requests rolling in? Apparently not. These people are so cocky it’s crazy.

Yes I do like Jeffree Star’s music. I am curious to see if his CD is actually in Best Buy like he claims. That would be impressive. But I doubt it is. And what’s the real reason why he doesn’t wear make up? maybe because he knows how he looks under it. Don’t believe everything you hear.

Long story short. Come on guys, lets actually do something with our lives here then sit around all day and watch these people. Yes I one point, did I kinda “freak out” when one of them would comment me back? Yeah I did. But now that I think about it. Who really cares. Because in the long run, NO ONE knows who they are Yes in a way, did I want to be one? yeah kinda. But when you really look at it, it’s stupid. They have no money. I want money. I want to be able to do whatever I want whenever I want. I want the best things in life. And these people, will never get them. sorry. Please tell me some people agree.

As Mitchell Davis [Livelavalive] rejoices about being made partner with YouTube, Bisante has angrily shut down his stickam, kept up his BlogTV and promised to get famous on YouTube.  Or rather, famous ‘EVERYWHERE’ as he said himself.

Why would he close his Stickam and keep his BlogTV when before he was exclusively on Stickam?  Some speculate the hands behind the closing his Stickam was influence of BlogTV admin, who have been known to play dirty and even tempt e-celebs with cash.  Whatever the case may be, it turns out not many people miss Bisante at all!  ROFL!  My personal favorite part of all this was his comment he left on Sticky’s article that marked the occasion:

Can you imagine Mitchell Davis leaving a comment like this trash above that the brat left?  That is a fundamental difference with Bisante and someone like Mitchell Davis… how they think of themselves.  The high regard and smug, self-satisfaction Bisante parades around online with is something you wont find with Mitchell Davis, as his 74,535 subscribers would know.

Anyhow, maybe if we keep exposing Bisante for it, he will quit blatantly trying to be like Mitchell Davis and using his ideas and nearly trademarked looks as if they were his own.  Like how Mitchell wears his v-neck shirt and [re-edit] tries to copy Mitchell’s unique randomized videos.

Fail fail fail fail fail!

http://www.stickam.com/livelavalive

http://www.youtube.com/user/livelavalive

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Jhon Hock has some how made it to the east coast and is residing in my sate

NO! No one wants to hang out with your faggot ass

Now that Bisantes faggot ass is gone, there will apparently be no more picking on him.  I cannot thank him enough for crying to admins and getting my Youtube account deleted. However, at least he knew what he was when he was on stickam:

[EDIT:  LOL they deleted the first video from youtube... HERE IT IS (WMV file)]

If you want to hear Bisante’s full all out addmission of the dirty things him and P Skinz used to do go listen to the full confession for yourself:

Vote in our small poll and we’ll post the results later:

[Edit:  Poll closed.  Do people miss Andrew Bisante?  Nearly 75% of our almost 200 voters say NO.  How long after his girlfriend leaves him will he come crawling back to Stickam?  How much did blogtv pay him to delete his Stickam and keep his BlogTV?  When will Mitchell Davis lay the smack down on Bisante for copying his every move?  How many more fail videos can Bisante's youtube hold before it reaches critical overfail!?  Lots of juicy drama left in Bisante's testes]

CLICK TO ENLARGE RESULTS:

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I scrolled around on youtube, and by happen stance I landed on good ole Bisante. I took a look at his page and realized little Mr. Bisante has a cafepress. I ran instantly to take a peak at what this teeny bopper love child has to offer the world and then I saw the funniest thing of my day…..

Bisante, lets be serious here, you haven’t touched a girl in any form, unless your considering that time when you were laying in the field with that girl, when you were apparently drunk and she took advantage of you… lulz.

bye:)

btw……