Lance Bass and Brandon Hilton

 Brandon Hilton and Lance Bass a couple

Is this tranny seriously fucking joking? Lance and him a couple? Thats not even a lie he must be delusional.

I’m back!

But anyway…
Other than the countless posts about Brandon Hillshit, I have another.

Has anyone noticed that in his “Press & Red Carpet” album, he looks like he photoshopped the background like his “photoshoots”.
And, if you look at his Fetish Ball pics, they aren’t anything like the ones from the site.

God. He needs to just fall off the face of the earth.

Remember those random, completely unexpected paps that were harrassing a distraught Brandon Hilton and one of his broke-ass lookin’ friends the other night?

Looks like America’s First Internet Celebrity has opted to kill two birds with one stone by getting his modeling photographers and paparazzi in the same place. Maybe he gets a discount for purchasing two services rather than one. You know what they say: the more you buy, the more you save.

How savvy! In these harsh economic times, we could all draw inspiration from Brandon’s frugal ways.

http://myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic

hmmm…I thought he was supposed to be a ROLE MODEL or a least he claimed to be that right?

I hope he gets mono for sharing that pipe lol

To watch the full video of him doing drugs click below:

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Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

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SO apparently Brandon hilton of all wannabee self proclaimed e celebrities was “attacked by the paparrazi”
well my goodness.


Oh really brandon is that so?
It doesnt have anything to do with you being an obsessive compulsive on as we all know. copying everyone else. or does it have anything to do with the small african children you use to chemically test your make up on?

if only it was true. then maybe we would remember you for something different.
however thats very besides the point.
its time to stop paying people to take your pictures outside clubs. or having your friends take your picture as if your a celebrity caught in action and pretending instead you were attacked by the papz.
because at the end of the day. Im more than positive, taking pictures of you outside a club wouldnt even feed an african mans family for one meal. so yes brandon we are all believers that the papz waisted their time to take pictures of you. so they could send them out to all those magazines they work for, to write amazing articles on you.
oh poor you. and your dillusional miscomfort.

then again you know you love the attention.

lots of love your biggest fan haha
L.A HEIST

Brandon hilton of FAIL

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Let this be the BIBLE to individuals that need to know.:

If your desperately seeking fame online, here are somethings other individuals have done to get known. You can copy any of the following if you want to be the next Brandon Hilton. Hopefully you have good noodz!!

A. You can run a incredible website like Anthony Vanity, but it will be a EPIC FAIL:)

B. You could copy everyone else and say your original, you may need to Photoshop your ugly ass so you look flawless though. (Brandon Hilton)

C. You could rape underage girls with your STDs and end up working at a hot dog stand cause you secretly want cock; as your internet career goes to the shits (John Hock)

D. You could take millions of slutty pictures of yourself like these to get attention (Ashleesoflyy)

E. Wine about someone famous to get famous (Chris Crocker)

F. Get banned form websites for being a complete fuck ward and cry like a baby to get back on (John Hock) (Jamie California)

G. Pay Buzznet so you can have a badge on there (Kiki Kannibal)

H. Suck someones dick who is internet famous, like Matthew Lush (Connor Jon)

I. Sound like a chipmunk to be number 1 on Youtube (FRED)

J. Say your friends with someone that doesn’t even fucking know you (Brandon Hilton)

K.  Stick objects in your rectum for 15 minutes of fame (Matthew Raven Star)

L. Don’t give a flying fuck what people think (applying to many)

M. Bug fan sites to feature your ugly ass (Brandon Hilton)

N. Make music worth listening too  (Kayvon Zand) (Anthony Vanity)

O.  Be one with the add button (applying to many)

P. Pay for adds on myspace (applying to many)

Q. Upload pictures of your naughty places hoping someone sees you (apply to many)

R. Be a pornstar as well (Brandy C)

S. Go to shows and get pictures with Jeffree Star *_*

T. Fuck different band members until you branch out. (Jac Venak)

U. Say your a internet celebrity until people give in (Brandon Hilton)

V. Call yourself “The Internet”, “The First Internet Celebrity”, “The King of Myspace” or “The King of Stickam”, “Gay God”; terms like that make teeny boppers believe you, coin them. (iJustine) (Brandon Hilton) (Jamie California) (John Hock) (Matthew Lush)

W. Brag that you have tons of hits on Google. (Brandon Hilton)

X. Get a Say Now number so fans can call you. (Applying to many, but only few really deserve the number)

Y. Say your a model when really you aint shit. (Brandon Hilton) (Jamie California) (Ashleesoflyy)

Z. Hack people

Though not listed in the ABC’s of how to become a Internet Celebrity, but should be common knowledge: use a fake last name

*But Seriously with the right drive and determination you could be the next internet celebrity , try as many of these as you can until you are the Next Big Thing. I hope this list is very helpful to you in the coming year.