All Hail The Great And Powerful Prince of myspace..

For thou shall set and stare at his highness while he takes a shit..

In case you havent noticed yet Mr.. m@thew ravenstar,

you were already shit out 22 years ago as you claim..

Although we all know your still 19.

What a fruit..  The sad thing is there is actually, well literally.. a SHITLOAD of people talking to this thing at that moment..

is blogtv full of sick fucks?

i wake up to see this fag featured on there homepage all the time…

Maybe its time we all start sleeping more at night if this is all we have to keep us occupied.

www.myspace.com/mathewstar

www.blogtv/people/mathewstar

www.stickam.com/omgmathewstar

Ok so about two days ago i went over to my friend Lori’s house to hang out a bit and just chill. About an hour goes by and were standing in her gun room when her dyke faced fat ass lesbian mother shows up and acts quite modest at first then explodes into a PMS frenzy. Cursing, yelling and throwing Lori up the steps, it was quite entertainging. Until she turned to me and question me like she was with the damn FBI. Now, I’m no genius, but I’m sure the FBI doesn’t higher KFC clerks. She calls my womb donor of a mother and ask that i me picked up, about 13 minutes go by with her bitching at me and she gets on the phone, at this point i want a cigarette and my god damn phone. So i run to the living room grab my bag and walk out the door. I was quite relaxed walking down the road until i saw a police car coming up, i jumped in the nearest ditch and waited for them to pass, then about another mile down the road HER MOTHER passes me and does a god damn u-turn like a bat out of hell and i run about 30 yards into the brush so she doesn’t see me. She does at least 6 drive bys before she gives up and goes on down the road. Then my mother passes me in her boyfriend’s truck and i jump on the back and we speed out of there like fucking Mission Impossible shit. And it ended qute nicely.

Now today, getting bored and hungry surfing through the horrid confines of stickam, i get hungry and walk to KFC. Go figure Lori’s fat ass mother is working and so is her sister. Likewise the mother starts bitching to her daughter and then the ugly pig faced daughter comes up and threatens to kill me if i ever talk to her sister again. So being the smartass i am, i just smiled, raised my hand and said “HIGH FIVE”. I wished them a Happy New Years and told them to enjoy their last few days of work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVrDiJtrdic

Do we need ANOTHER Chris???

recent stickydrama intel has been discovered that margaret elite has contracted a rare but serious strain of genitilian herpes. it first was discovered on her lips but then she ate out a trannys vagina, then they scissored and it spread to both vaginas. word on the street is that margaret elite is now trying to cover up her herpes with KY gelly lubricators. more updates to be posted, right now i will mesmerize u with margaret elites lips

So yesterday I made a video about how upset I am by sharolaid’s deletion from youtube, so I decided to make a video venting my frustration. I upload it to my youtube, and send a link to sharolaid, never thinking she would actually watch it.

Here is a link to said video.

A few minutes later, I notice that I’ve got a new comment on my myspace. This is what I see:

I was super happy sharolaid liked my video, and surprised she put it in a blog!!! She also posted it in a bulletin as well.

Link to Blog

Anyway, I’m not making this post to get more views on my video, because if you look at my channel, you’d notice that i don’t really get them anyway, but I’ve already seen a couple copy-cat videos, and this makes me very happy, because the more people spout off, the more likely youtube will reactivate sharolaid’s account.

So if you don’t care for sharolaid at all, you’re within your right to feel so, but if you are a sharolaid fan, i encourage you to make a video, if you can, and send it to her. I know for a fact she appreciates them.

If you think this is a fail post, CONGRATULATIONS. I don’t give a flying asshole, but I suppose you are within your right to say so in a comment. And as I explained in my video, I refer to sharolaid as a “she” because that is what the character “sharolaid” is, even though I am aware it is a male. I do not care about what gender sharolaid is, thats not important to me obviously, because I watch the videos anyway and I can’t get enough of them. Also, I mean no disrespect to Chris Crocker or anyone else mentioned (dunno why I said Dane Cook…i guess that was a brain fart on my behalf). I just personally don’t find you as funny, but keep doing what you’re doing.

Myspace
Stickam
YouTube

This isn’t new and whether or not this is drama is debatable, but a little over a year ago I got in a fight with Matthew Lush on MySpace wherein he called me fat and ugly and all manner of other insults that may have hurt my feelings if it were third grade.

His asshat tendencies were becoming too much for me, so I decided I would publicly humiliate him because I had nothing better to do whatsoever. I wrote an article about him and was contemplating about whether or not to publish it in the magazine run by me and my best friend.

I decided not to because it isn’t very good, but I did spam his shit with it and when he read it he cried. Now I’m not saying he bawled for days, but he shed a few sweet tears and told me I was a disgusting fat-ass and that’s good enough for me. I understand that isn’t saying much considering he cries everytime he realizes his gender, but it took me a good half-hour to write so I may as well share it. The formatting looks a little fucked-up because I had it originally on InDesign so I could publish it.

If you don’t like it I suppose you shouldn’t have read it then.

http://myspace.com/matthewlush // http://myspace.com/gaygod
http://stickam.com/gaygod
http://matthewlush.com/

http://myspace.com/victorialaza

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Look what I just came upon

Vintage Chris Crocker + Onch Movement before their fake falling out.

Some Background: 

As most of you may know, Chris Crocker became an overnight internet sensation with his “Leave Britney Alone” video, and was hired by Onch Movement Jewelry (Created by Onch, from Paris Hilton’s My New BFF), to whore out Onch’s jewelry line on future television appearances/interviews.

Well, apparently Chris Crocker breached their contract (did not hold up his end of the deal) and Onch was “supposedly” going to sue Crocker for this hypocrisy.  The news even made it to Perez Hilton’s infamous blog and was denied by Chris, claiming the whole news was a stunt for more attention. 

Check out Crocker’s favorite television channel while Onch makes an appearance on their “Lips & Ears“ segment regarding the breaking news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUXarSQcRQs

P.S. I have even more hilarious pics of Onch with a certain e-famous cunt that I’ll have to post later

P.S.S. I love Onch, he’s hilarious…not hating on him.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

http://www.stickam.com/iloveonch

Edit: New post on those vintage pictures with a certain cunt HERE!

xoox

- Gossip Boy

Hello! Meet Aubrey, or “Bre”. Another redneck stickam slut with jacked up teeth sitting in their trailer “residence” in the middle-of-nowhere-town in Missouri. Since there’s nothing else to do in hillbilly heaven, stripping on camera in private chats/ichat/msn/other webcam programs for scene boys with piercings, tattoos, long dyed hair, and don’t forget stickam/myspace famous (to make yourself more famous to get out of your trailer for a few weeks!), and to masturbate with lint rollers, hairbrushes, flashlights, appliances, cucumbers, bananas, celery, other foods and random tools you would believe would “turn on” random internet boys (since dildos/vibrators/common sex toys are too expensive for young job-less trailer trash sluts who probably couldn’t even spell their own name). So like every whore, she had a video chat with another horny scene boy on stickam bored late at night, he asked her to get naked. Apparently she “doesn’t get naked on cam anymore, and he’s a lucky guy for seeing this” It took her TWO DAYS to lose articles of clothing for some random cute face on the internet surprisingly giving her the time of night to converse. Like every guy/girl receiving a little “show” by a random slut promising to “not screen cap” them, of course they’ll do it anyway! It’s not like they’ll ever meet IRL. Of course the dumb redneck believed him when he said “he wouldn’t do that to her”, he screen capped the little show to entertain himself for later-on. She put on quite an interesting show, masturbating with a lint roller (not captured in any still shots, and previously mentioned above), bending over, showing the body, and don’t forget squirting jizz like a fire hose! Shortly after that, she became a little too obsessed. To the point where she wanted to break up him and his current girlfriend that he started dating after she put on her little redneck low budget style self porno. Of course he wasn’t going to leave his girlfriend for a random hillbilly he barely seduced to strip for him for a night of watching live nudes. She found a knife and faked a suicide on camera her little attempt to get what she wants, but all that did was make his day a laughing matter. Because of her typical stupid bimbo decisions, it ends with something like this. Karma fucked you up the ass, Aubrey!

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http://www.stickam.com/nando33

I wonder when this site will launch. Does anyone even care about Crocker anymore?

http://www.chriscrocker.tv