Remember those random, completely unexpected paps that were harrassing a distraught Brandon Hilton and one of his broke-ass lookin’ friends the other night?

Looks like America’s First Internet Celebrity has opted to kill two birds with one stone by getting his modeling photographers and paparazzi in the same place. Maybe he gets a discount for purchasing two services rather than one. You know what they say: the more you buy, the more you save.

How savvy! In these harsh economic times, we could all draw inspiration from Brandon’s frugal ways.

http://myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic

www.stickam.com/CalebHypnotiq

Hahaha, I thought I’d see if anyone else has been in his live.

He was completely trashing MathewRavenStar the other night. It was hilarious.

Seems fairly new..

Now it has come to my attention that one of the most hated and slightly deformed being known as Mathew raven star has given up on the “fame”, he just cant stand the effort of having a 15000 friend count on myspace or all the publicity he recieves.

Well mathew, we hear you loud and clear.
so much so Im pretty sure anyone of us would be more than happy to paypal you the money needed to send you back to the swamps, you once slithered out of.
As im sure your horde of animal friends would all love to see you once again.

However, in light of all of this, there is one question that needs to be answered.
does that mean, anyone with a higher friend count is
[the king of myspace] js.

i think we should investigate that some more.

trust me. you know you love it.
L.A HEIST

M@thew*ravenFAIL

Are the ghostbusters going to handle this cocain sniffing, ice cream eating, nugget?

Nugget has released 2 youtube videos of himself imitating a chicken pecking the ground….or his way of dancing.

He’s has also reported that :

Poor Little Sleep Derpived Derek

Do we really want to hear the mating call of a whale like species on our Ipods?
Derek us all a favor keep your music and your body to yourself.

Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

read more from "The Lies Brandon Hilton Told Me"

this is to add onto the post bout lazy admins. i went to go lurk and before i could get some screen caps he wasnt live but i got the faces of the other creeps doing the deed with him. there a bunch of old men. (creeps/pedos) i also read in the other post that an admin had come in then left. well i guess they did their job because when i reloaded the room, he was ban.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hgeexl&s=5

the creep’s faces^^

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2qssd2c&s=5

ban^

http://www.stickam.com/jmd442

his profile

Let me correct you & everyone else..
I have better things to do than post shit about myself on anything that has 2 do with fucking stickam..  I left stickam.. And lately have dealt with a bunch of immature fugs.. Most likely the fucks who respond to these retarded ass post.. talking about the same shit.. That they have always talked about.. When anyone decides they have something better to talk shit about, besides how im, “ugly” “a druggie” “white trash” Crackhead” And fucking Etc.
Than maybe ill begin 2 give a fuck..
If anyone wants to bash for self promotion.. Bash all the fucking pathetic brandon Hilton post.. Thats what he has done for years.. And half the damn post are from Brandon himself if you would just read who the fuck posted it!! If i wanted 2 fucking Self Promote myself.. Id find something interesting to post about!!
K..   Everyone on, And Stickam itself can die.. Crash.. Get infected with fucking virues.. I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT IT IS..

I left stickam.. Because im better than anyone.. and EVERY FUCKING BODY ON IT!!

Im M@thew *ravenSTAR BITCH.
[Official "fucking" Prince Of MotherFucking Myspace.]

Ive always been better than all you low life fucks.. I didnt need a webcam to gain my fucking fame.. I may have lost what myspace gave me.. But look at all the other myspace celebs..

There arent anymore..
Because Fucks like the ones who come 2 this site are the ones who ruined what was cool about it..

Ive never gave a damn about what any of you pathetic pieces of shit have ever had 2 fucking say about me..
And its not going to Fucking start today..

So set around on your little worn out camsite..
And browse around till you find some more fucking 13yr olds playing with themselves to post about..

Than think to yourself who the loser really is..

Everyone wants to post about PEDO THIS. PEDO THAT..

BITCH PLEASE!!  Your all fucking pedos..
Cause its all your focused on..

Who is john hock showing his Bulge 2.?.

Who is kiki claiming stole her stolen design?

WHO GIVES A FUCK!
When will any of your retarded ass fucking morons get a fucking life.
and post about something fucking new…

GOD FUCKING DAMN!!

I cant believe how fucking sick All of you fucking are!

Get back to fucking school already!
I cant wait till the fucking holidays are over so you morons can remember what a fucking education was before you were let out for 3 weeks to worship some fake ass Birthday.

Lick My asshole Motherfuckers!

AND FUCKING ADD MY MOTHERFUCKING MYSPACE BITCH!!

http://www.myspace.com/mathewstar

And WATCH ME LIVE ON BLOGTV.

http://www.blogtv.com/people/mathewstar

Bye Bitch.

<33.

M@thew *ravenSTAR.

All Hail The Great And Powerful Prince of myspace..

For thou shall set and stare at his highness while he takes a shit..

In case you havent noticed yet Mr.. m@thew ravenstar,

you were already shit out 22 years ago as you claim..

Although we all know your still 19.

What a fruit..  The sad thing is there is actually, well literally.. a SHITLOAD of people talking to this thing at that moment..

is blogtv full of sick fucks?

i wake up to see this fag featured on there homepage all the time…

Maybe its time we all start sleeping more at night if this is all we have to keep us occupied.

www.myspace.com/mathewstar

www.blogtv/people/mathewstar

www.stickam.com/omgmathewstar

So, I’m in a live on stickam just browsing. I come across this room.

http://www.stickam.com/breanicpanic

But, that’s not it. A person by the name of rugby guy (link below) is in their telling the whole fucking room that stickydrama is a piece of shit, he’s going to hack them, all the faggots on there need to be burned, etc.

I wish I fucking screen shot it but god forbid my laptop isn’t a peice of shit.

He also has noodz.

http://www.stickam.com/rugby_guy - Stickam

http://www.xpeeps.com/thenakedguy- Link to noodz.

I have to admit. It’s a pretty thick penis.

Have fun.