After reading several pathetic bullietens that this epic fail of a guy posted.

I decieded to look at his comments, and low and behold, the creatures started to come out of the swamp to protect and comfort poor pathetic M@thew.

Which makes me wonder, what kind of necluer waste was spilled in Tennesee?

http://i42.tinypic.com/2uy6gxh.jpg

myspace.com/mathewstar 

myspace.com/divinetranquility

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=84089801

Where to start? This is what happens people. This is what happens when our government turns a blind eye to visual chat programs like stickam. You get freaks from all over the fucking world meeting and becoming “friends”. Scientists will eventually come up with a name for a gathering of these people in the real world if this trend continues but as for now…wtf? Freaks is as good a term as any.

Heres a breakdown of the cast of fools:

AgentMud = Ringmaster  http://www.stickam.com/coxmyth

Miss Casey = Performing Elephant  http://www.stickam.com/jager22

Maggie(?) = Bearded Woman  http://www.stickam.com/mustardedd

Bugchazer = Exploding Fire Asshole Man  http://www.stickam.com/bugchazzer

Femnazi = Crackwhore  http://www.stickam.com/feminaziii

Emoeater = Homo Clown  http://www.stickam.com/emo_eater101

What can you say about these “people”? I’ll let them defend themselves…for the most part. Emoeater is pretty much the creepiest fuck that ever existed. I’ve never met anyone like him, thank god. How obsessed are some people with fucking stickam, its ridiculous. This guy cries when he gets kicked from a room. I honestly had no idea gays menstrated. Emo gives gays a bad name. A faggot would tell Emo he’s a faggot.  Check this out.

Love is a beautiful thing…except in this case. WTF? I honestly didn’t know Agent was gay. He may not be. He obviously has poor judgement because he did go to Vegas with the freaks but maybe he just drank too much and creeper Emo took advantage of him. I see his hand pushing on Emo, I pray that its to push him away and not a loving gesture. Regardless, these people are fucking disgusting and clearly have no boundaries with one another. They were in Vegas for like 5 days…

Again, I hope this behavior isn’t voluntary. It vile, twisted, and abscene but then again its involving Emo what the hell else could it be.

Bottom line: People like this should not be able to come together in large groups. It’s dangerous for the rest of the normal people. As for the individual freakiness of the participants of this stickam circus, I’ll let you be the judge.

Its just so fucking wrong…

Ps - They call themselves TOSH…after a retarded girl that sticks a hot dog in her vagina. “That’s One Special Hotdog” …how fucking clever is that? Did I say clever? I meant pathetic and disgusting. Congratulations on being a vaginal hot dog. For initiation into TOSH do you have to stick a hot dog in your vagina or anus? Lame.

Well I guess NOW I am.

You know, I am ashamed to live this close to you. It is sad actually, because I myself do not slither out of the swamp like area that you call the trailer park that you live in.

And If I see you write one more self promotion thing at the rocket lounge I will personally rip your Claire’s cheap tracks out.

Oh, and if you you notice it says you “suck ass” underneath every self promotion on.
Don’t try and confront me over the internet either. I’m there about every weekend w/ Chris so you can stop by?

Oh and I’ll show everyone your lies right now.

It is as if we have another Brandon Hilton!

Don’t try and ever come in my live again, I’ll block you faster than you can please that ice cream bar in that gross little GIF you have:]

Oh and I think for getting that tidbit of info I could put my url up?

www.stickam.com/Calebhypnotiq

And everyone, he just gets on my last nerve. I’m really not a bad person like I seem on here.

I’m back!

But anyway…
Other than the countless posts about Brandon Hillshit, I have another.

Has anyone noticed that in his “Press & Red Carpet” album, he looks like he photoshopped the background like his “photoshoots”.
And, if you look at his Fetish Ball pics, they aren’t anything like the ones from the site.

God. He needs to just fall off the face of the earth.

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this thing is. Seriously, dissing us all at Stickam. Do us a favor you no0b and die. And or l34n h0w t0 typ3.

Pussyfart.

So, almost everyday I see this girl’s profile and it makes me just want to kill her.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=114880462

Just in case it’s private, heres her latest picture…

i’m pretty sure she did it wrong. it’s kinda cute when some people do it, but when she does it it’s just not right….
HERES HER OLDEST PICTURES FOR TEH LULZ

her on myspace:

her irl:

Remember those random, completely unexpected paps that were harrassing a distraught Brandon Hilton and one of his broke-ass lookin’ friends the other night?

Looks like America’s First Internet Celebrity has opted to kill two birds with one stone by getting his modeling photographers and paparazzi in the same place. Maybe he gets a discount for purchasing two services rather than one. You know what they say: the more you buy, the more you save.

How savvy! In these harsh economic times, we could all draw inspiration from Brandon’s frugal ways.

http://myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic

Now it has come to my attention that one of the most hated and slightly deformed being known as Mathew raven star has given up on the “fame”, he just cant stand the effort of having a 15000 friend count on myspace or all the publicity he recieves.

Well mathew, we hear you loud and clear.
so much so Im pretty sure anyone of us would be more than happy to paypal you the money needed to send you back to the swamps, you once slithered out of.
As im sure your horde of animal friends would all love to see you once again.

However, in light of all of this, there is one question that needs to be answered.
does that mean, anyone with a higher friend count is
[the king of myspace] js.

i think we should investigate that some more.

trust me. you know you love it.
L.A HEIST

M@thew*ravenFAIL

Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

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