Remember those random, completely unexpected paps that were harrassing a distraught Brandon Hilton and one of his broke-ass lookin’ friends the other night?

Looks like America’s First Internet Celebrity has opted to kill two birds with one stone by getting his modeling photographers and paparazzi in the same place. Maybe he gets a discount for purchasing two services rather than one. You know what they say: the more you buy, the more you save.

How savvy! In these harsh economic times, we could all draw inspiration from Brandon’s frugal ways.

http://myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic

i think shes fake,she has no profile picture on stickam and she only has 2 supposely pictures of her on there but they are not even that good.

i don’t know if shes real or not,but i  know she is a bitch who likes to cause trouble,just look at her page.

http://www.stickam.com/nwodekatnoitarepo

Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

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hey everyone i was lurkin a few live chats when i came accross this… guy or girl?? u deside

Www.YouTube.com/Halandrea

ok well we have sooo called miss roxie who is always on stickam she live but her caption says

“getting my cam today” wellll? wtf i dont see you on webcam  the next day soo your a fake she had stickam for a long ass time she a fake ppl fake pictures everything is fake http://www.stickam.com/missroxie

He’s claiming to be 17/18… all kinds of gray, and wanting your 14-17 year old numnums!!!

http://stickam.com/tntroy61

AS OF RECENTLY, GOSSIP GIRL WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT THIS ARTICLE AND PUBLICLY APOLOGISE TO MR. X.

With the new year comes new drama! Gossip Girl has become rather intrigued by the persona as well as the posts of Mr. X. His posts are always well written, humorous, witty and by all means entertaining, but who is Mr. X? It seems as though he has gone to great extents to keep himself hidden behind his self-created persona and has left nothing to unravel. But just today, as Gossip Girl was making her rounds of lurking, she came across these SHOCKING comments:

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First comment: I found out mr x is a 40 year old man

Second comment: haha yes. I had him call my other cellphone I don’t use and he sounds like 40 with a white trash texas accent. =X

Now these revealing comments have sent Gossip Girl into a state of shock and disgust. Why is a 40 year old man from Texas on this site criticising the youngsters of Stickam and then asking to see boys (such as Matthew Marvelous) naked? Last Gossip Girl checked, asking for a male under the age of 18 to strip down to nothing and masturbate on cam was considered against the law. It seems that now Mr. X will have two options; either defend himself and call Keith a liar OR come forth as the sick and twisted person he really is.

Let the dramatics commence!

Mr. X

You know you love me,
xoxo
gossip girl

Pictured above is Jeffrey Toxic. Gossip Girl recently came across this Johnny Boy/Chris Crocker look-alike. Not only is this “gender queer” a carbon copy of other trannies but he’s quickly becoming a fierce opponent to the peace that Stickam and Stickydrama have been experiencing. Gossip Girl would rather be stuck on a deserted island with cum dumpster Brandon Hilton that Jeffrey. Someone would have thought that the tranny movement has subsided but this proves otherwise.

Jeffrey Toxic

You know you love me,
xoxo
gossip girl

ts been drawn to my attention that derek aka jackie leggs has a drug habit!

Poor derek, I even heard that hes loosing it all, broke and even lost support from his family! but dont worry derek stickam loves you! there was even a vid taken while he was under the influence of cocaine! thanks to secret sourses! the world can finally see the real derek myers aka jackie leggs aka nugget aka who gives a fuck!derek on crack

http://www.stickam.com/xoxkarlaxox

Is meant to be a 16 year old girl… its not!

Its really an old man.

They never go on cam and make up lots of excuses why they cant. When you force them to go on cam they play a video of a girl on there computer and aim their webcam at it. You can tell that they are aiming there webcam at their computer screen because you can see a slight reflection of the cam and from the fact the camera doesnt stay still as its an old man pointing it at his computer screen.

The really creepy thing is that this fake has almost 1500 friends, most of who are aged 13-16. I’ve had a look at alot of the comments this faker has been leaving on the girls pages and most are explaining to the girls how to go private.

I know there are a million old pervs on stickam pretending to be people there not but this fake girl is really fucked up.

Someone wanna help deal with the PEDO?