oh, Will.
won’t you ever learn?

Will, meet Valtrex.
Valtrex, meet your worst nightmare.

for the record, i’m not JUST doing this to get back
at you. this is not a feeble, petty attempt at revenge.

what this is, is in fact, a desperate ploy to young,
innocent girls, who can choke down the fact that
the two large spots on your face are the result of
“sex in your car,” long enough to glance at your penis.

& No, Hanna doesn’t really want to see your penis.
It was worth a shot Hanna, we almost got his legal noodz.

NOW you have a reason to hate me, Will.
Thanks for the GLORIOUS screencaps.

yours truly,

Seth!bby

www.stickam.com/willwonder

he was saying how he use to be a vegan and he is 135 pounds, and then he started showing off hes so weird and stupid.

desperate much?   does anyone know if he and ericka are still together?

click to enlarge…

The hacking and very public tearing down of John Hock’s myspace was not the first time, nor will it probably be the last.  It wasn’t even the fact that it was hacked that made it great — but the manner in which it was done.

Anyhow, John’s made his new myspace.  Ready for all your adds. lol.

http://www.myspace.com/johnhocksays

I noitced that Stevie was on. I go into her chat and Adam is there too.

All night they have been trashing everyone to stickam celebrities to disney stars while extremely drunk.

As I type they’re trashing Kid Rock and Creed. xD

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

Let this be the BIBLE to individuals that need to know.:

If your desperately seeking fame online, here are somethings other individuals have done to get known. You can copy any of the following if you want to be the next Brandon Hilton. Hopefully you have good noodz!!

A. You can run a incredible website like Anthony Vanity, but it will be a EPIC FAIL:)

B. You could copy everyone else and say your original, you may need to Photoshop your ugly ass so you look flawless though. (Brandon Hilton)

C. You could rape underage girls with your STDs and end up working at a hot dog stand cause you secretly want cock; as your internet career goes to the shits (John Hock)

D. You could take millions of slutty pictures of yourself like these to get attention (Ashleesoflyy)

E. Wine about someone famous to get famous (Chris Crocker)

F. Get banned form websites for being a complete fuck ward and cry like a baby to get back on (John Hock) (Jamie California)

G. Pay Buzznet so you can have a badge on there (Kiki Kannibal)

H. Suck someones dick who is internet famous, like Matthew Lush (Connor Jon)

I. Sound like a chipmunk to be number 1 on Youtube (FRED)

J. Say your friends with someone that doesn’t even fucking know you (Brandon Hilton)

K.  Stick objects in your rectum for 15 minutes of fame (Matthew Raven Star)

L. Don’t give a flying fuck what people think (applying to many)

M. Bug fan sites to feature your ugly ass (Brandon Hilton)

N. Make music worth listening too  (Kayvon Zand) (Anthony Vanity)

O.  Be one with the add button (applying to many)

P. Pay for adds on myspace (applying to many)

Q. Upload pictures of your naughty places hoping someone sees you (apply to many)

R. Be a pornstar as well (Brandy C)

S. Go to shows and get pictures with Jeffree Star *_*

T. Fuck different band members until you branch out. (Jac Venak)

U. Say your a internet celebrity until people give in (Brandon Hilton)

V. Call yourself “The Internet”, “The First Internet Celebrity”, “The King of Myspace” or “The King of Stickam”, “Gay God”; terms like that make teeny boppers believe you, coin them. (iJustine) (Brandon Hilton) (Jamie California) (John Hock) (Matthew Lush)

W. Brag that you have tons of hits on Google. (Brandon Hilton)

X. Get a Say Now number so fans can call you. (Applying to many, but only few really deserve the number)

Y. Say your a model when really you aint shit. (Brandon Hilton) (Jamie California) (Ashleesoflyy)

Z. Hack people

Though not listed in the ABC’s of how to become a Internet Celebrity, but should be common knowledge: use a fake last name

*But Seriously with the right drive and determination you could be the next internet celebrity , try as many of these as you can until you are the Next Big Thing. I hope this list is very helpful to you in the coming year.

Hello Stickydrama Fans!

My name is Ryan Rohypnol And I Fucking Hate Chris Crocker So I’d Love To Show You All Some Pictures on Dec,30,2008 around EST: 6:45 AM!

http://screencast.com/t/AmmCFn8m

^ thats a link to the video also

Thank You For Reading

Ryan Rohypnol

Ryan’s Stickam

Disgusting Small Penised Faggot Stickam!!

P.S: Stickam I know you read this, Don’t not ban him for being “E-Famous” He’s a shitty user for stickam tell his ass to go to blog tv

As you all know, little hock is going thru tuff times right now…having his myspace hacked [congrats to those who did such an amazing job!!!] and the move to his new location…his life is having a wholllle new meaning…

but judging from his aim status message yesterday…

its pretty bad

lmfao!!!

if you cant read it, it says, “i want to commit suicide my mom doesnt love me and i work at a hotdog stand ”

poooooor hock…

well, only thing i can say for you hock…

is…

don’t get any herpes on my hotdog’s

;D

much love!!!

Chris Goss

Lmfao hacked again!?

John Hock is a failure :/

LOLOL