Just a compilation of Brandon Hilton’s many ridiculous falsehoods.

Some of these are blatant and outright bullshit-ass motherfucking lies, and others may or may not be true. But considering his track record of telling the truth, I just assume that every crazy and outlandish thing he says is a lie. Also some of these things were written by his “fans,” but due to the writing style used it’s pretty obvious who it really is.

I was going to write an article but he lies so fuckin’ much it would have been book-length, so instead I put it all in list form for the TL;DR crowd.
I know it’s still lengthy as shit but he lies a lot.

1. He claims that his nudes were posted on PerezHilton.com and that he is featured there regularly.
2. He knows Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen personally.
3. He was raped and molested.
4. His father splattered someone’s brains on his face at seven years old. His mother popped all manner of pills and left him and a sibling to starve.
5. He’s an heir… to something.
6. He has denim, shoe, cologne and jewelry lines.
7. He’s got his own reality show on MTV.
8. He has a contract with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.
9. His autobiography, When The Lights Go Down, is a New York Times Bestseller.
10. His fashion line debuted at New York Fashion Week in 2007.
11. One of his songs was a number one hit in Australia.
12. He was accepted to appear on The Real World.
13. He is friends with Raquel Reed.
14. He used to have a YouTube account with 20,000 subscribers.
15. Kiki Kannibal stole his shitty heart designs. Congratulations Kiki, for once someone actually did copy you.
16. The YouTube account bhilton01 was never his; some person just found his lame-ass videos desirable and stole them.
17. Paparazzi follow him around. In Texas.
18. He is friends with Jeffree Star.
19. He has gotten a role in a film.
20. He’s done voice work for commercials… he conveniently isn’t allowed to say for whom.

I’m sure there are more, but I have a life. If you know something I don’t know, leave a comment. I’m sure I’m not the only one who gets shits and giggles from reading the crazy things this douche bag says.

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before derek became anything, and is still known as nothing!!! This is a conversation he had with Former Stickam member abiku:

-Derek: and your going to let me make you feel out of this world?

www.chris101.com: rawr

www.chris101.com: oh babie

-Derek: and make you moan like you have never MOAN’d b4

www.chris101.com: O o

-Derek: ??

www.chris101.com: moan for the world to hear

-Derek: me?

www.chris101.com: oh yes your gomake me beg

-Derek: yes. Get on the floor and lay down and let me do stroke you

-Derek: SLOWLY

-Derek: are you excited yet?

-Derek: ??

www.chris101.com: oh yes extremly

www.chris101.com: u make me hard

-Derek: seriously?

www.chris101.com: oh yes my heart is beating hard and my dick is hard babie

-Derek: well what do you want me to do about it

-Derek: what would make you happy?

www.chris101.com: thats up to u daddy

-Derek: well..

-Derek: I would undress you slowly and make you lay on m bed..Ill unbutton your pants and pull them down to your knees and pull your boxers down, and rub your cock so slow until you moan and clinch the sheets

yeah derek aka jackie leggs!

abiku sent this to a few ppl threw emails later that night, now finally leaked, learn not to mess with ur enemies.

Woow it hast even been a month and hes back already?

Plus he was really bitchy in his live too, it must of been that time of the month again.

I re-edited this because I guess he didn’t say he was leaving. But neither did I say he left. Altho as HE wrote on his Stickam Profile….

It’s the same shitt.

http://www.stickam.com/curtis

Fix It!!!!

Oh Adam, what have you gotten yourself into these days? Preying on underage teens is the last thing you want to do.  Especially when the authorities are involved.

Here’s the rest of the convo exchanged between the two love birds:

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pedophile

30 year old realitystrikes watching 16 year old xstangg strip for him.

http://www.stickam.com/realitystrikes

http://www.stickam.com/xstangg2010x

after seeing the post by lolatyou with the marvelous voicemail he left my dear friend sara, bby boy was a little unhappy and sent sara a message :[

JOHN HOCK FTL ~

www.stickam.com/xsarax       <3

ILY SARABBY ! ;] <3

I wonder what hes up to…

I have recieved information from a 17 year old female from CA that John Hock is fleeing to avoid paying child support,which also explains why he is avoiding getting a legit job. The name of the 17 year old shall remain unnamed for her privacy but she did send a pic of the baby.